how the fuck do you spell the past tense of dream? dreamed? fine.
anyway, i dreamed about this shit last night. i broke the bottle. but a very sexy airplane hostess helped me clean it out of the black box theater. then i cut my hand. and she licked the blood off my finger. #wetdream
Sebastien Trainor posted
"Opening a wine bottle with a shoe? That's it? Geez, what if you were caught in a booby-trapped house by a British madman out for revenge? You would need to know how to create a decoy to get yourself past the heat-seeking guns lining the perimeter. You would need to have perfected the art of taking a small kitchen cart and affixing the upper part of a suit of armor on top. (It's a British madman's house. All those nutjobs have suits of armor on hand.) Then you would need to be able to use an electric mixer and a rubber band to get the cart's wheels moving. As the guns fire away on the moving decoy, you will have but one chance to escape the other way. Good luck!"