New Paradise Laboratories  

Had only heard the name before now, people live in this game tho.

props for video game history

i'm halfway through this

someone say something to keep me from killing myself

i guess that no one said that a history had to be interesting

dramatic music does not a drama make

never thought of a scream as yellow, but thinking now, yeah maybe

let's say I scream-painted my wishy
washiness...what color?

he may have a sad clown persona, but he has the mind of a nuclear physicist

and he ain't lazy

"I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.'

Man bursts into tears.

'But doctor' He says, 'I am Pagliacci.'

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."