calico cat and calico dreams.
Show Less"Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said 'It turns him on.' FML"
http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/16945006
Show Less“You're not just depriving a person of a member or portion of their body or disfiguring them,” he said, “you're doing something that's so egregious we're not sure what's going to happen..."
also good if you replace references to 'art world' with 'internet'
Show Lessare you revolutionary enough destroy your closest relationships?
http://sistersofresistance.wordpress.com/2011/04/07/revolutionary-lovers-guide/#unlearn
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