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I'm gonna write a plucky misromantic indie film about a couple trying to rekindle their passion for one another by traveling to each of these tiny homes and being forced to stay in each of them. Hijinks ensue as the eccentric owners test the boundaries of their patience, and ultimately they decide to break up. The movie ends abruptly.
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So long as you dream.
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. The right to bear arms is so plainly stated, so unambiguous, that liberals have a hard time challenging it directly. Instead, they have been employing every imaginable ruse and ploy to restrict it and defeat it. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. We need a President who will enforce current laws, not create new ones that only serve to burden lawful gun owners. President Obama has not. I will. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. We need a President who will stand up for the rights of those who seek to protect their homes and their families. President Obama has not. I will. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee. Motherfucker."
ur a regular Jon Stewart, S'bass.
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I'd hire her
but not as an "actress".
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NAT TURNER
30 - 35/ African American slave man. Great speaker with a Paul Robeson inflection to his voice. The Tupac Shakur of the 1830's.
SIMON BLUNT
45 - 55/ Caucasian male. Overweight slave owner with a gout-swollen leg. Always gnawing on huge pieces of meat.
NELSON WILLIAMS
30 - 40/ African American slave man. Grimy, Voodoo sorcerer. Chants incantations and casts strange spells.
JACK
20 - 35/ Goofy African American slave man. Along with his partner Andrew the two slaves are our story's Rosencrantz and Guilderstern. Comical delivery.
Selections from the breakdown:
NAT TURNER
30 - 35/ African American slave man. Great speaker with a Paul Robeson inflection to his voice. The Tupac Shakur of the 1830's.
SIMON BLUNT
45 - 55/ Caucasian male. Overweight slave owner with a gout-swollen leg. Always gnawing on huge pieces of meat.
NELSON WILLIAMS
30 - 40/ African American slave man. Grimy, Voodoo sorcerer. Chants incantations and casts strange spells.
JACK
20 - 35/ Goofy African American slave man. Along with his partner Andrew the two slaves are our story's Rosencrantz and Guilderstern. Comical delivery.
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I fetishize living in the moment, which I will allow is a more accessible avenue for the young.
I don't fetishize having anything, bc I doubt I'll have it, or be able to keep it. See flowers of rage above.
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i fetishize <you> Q
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don't have *yet* simon
nobody has shit in their 20s
...not always a good thing when it happens
obviously
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Better than moping over what we don't have, Q.
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Twenty fuckin seven.
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I THINK WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT SURE, FUCK GROWING UP INTO CAPITALIST STASIS, ETC, BUT WHY ARE WE SPENDING TIME AS 20SOMETHINGS BEING PREEMPTIVELY NOSTALGIAC FOR THE QUASI-MISTAKES WE KNOW WE ARE MAKING?
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I MEAN, SURE, I LIKE MY FLAT STOMACH AND DRUG EXPERIENCES JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GIRL, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING HERE THAT REEKS OF FETISHIZATION
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DISSENT
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concur
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