New Paradise Laboratories  

Art before the jump by Choi Xoo Ang (most badass name ever, in my imagination)

http://klosetkase.wordpress.com/2011/04/26/choi-xoo-ang/

This is one helluva school. 8 girls smoke 2 joints in the bathroom, while simultaneously another 2 kids sniff angel dust in the chemistry lab. I wonder if Miss Phillips is pissed because it’s her turn to play bad cop while the rest of the faculty drop acid in the teachers’ lounge.

this is scary

because of the weird abrupt psychic shift of helen hunt

what happened

it might scare me straight--if i weren't already straight--because i don't like it when people suddenly and inexplicably jump out of windows

or did he show her something scary?

it's like a bunuel...

young Helen Hunt looks uncomfortably like someone I used to date.

Now I want to cut my hair.

I've an idea 4 a new icebreaker at my next party.

Maybe this is why no one ever comes to my parties.