CAN THINK OF LIKE AT LEAST SEVEN MORE FUN WAYS TO GET GROPED
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an apology chair perhaps? arms come out and offer a settlement?
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a little happy birthday reach around...
isn't that what every lady wants on her special day?
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not to mention that the chair seems to be trying to cop a feel
every female sit-ee reacts with the knee-jerk "guard the breasts" move
seems to be the point, really.
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In what can be optimistically described as a case of something lost in cultural translation, Brazil’s Outback Steakhouse franchise had their American-owned ad agency design an anthropomorphized chair that “hugs” you when you are wished a happy birthday via Facebook. Yes, This is The Way We Live Today (or, rather, Esta é a maneira como vivemos hoje).
The video produced to advertise the new chair, which will apparently be installed in Outback Steakhouses throughout Brazil, is a remarkable feat of people acting nonplussed — amused, even — by the fact that they are sitting in an armchair at Outback Steakhouse, an…
In what can be optimistically described as a case of something lost in cultural translation, Brazil’s Outback Steakhouse franchise had their American-owned ad agency design an anthropomorphized chair that “hugs” you when you are wished a happy birthday via Facebook. Yes, This is The Way We Live Today (or, rather, Esta é a maneira como vivemos hoje).
The video produced to advertise the new chair, which will apparently be installed in Outback Steakhouses throughout Brazil, is a remarkable feat of people acting nonplussed — amused, even — by the fact that they are sitting in an armchair at Outback Steakhouse, an armchair which happens to caress them with creepy mechanized arms, white-gloved and shriveled as if they were attached to some Mickey Mousoid gremlin or an auctioneer from Hades. The spot features a bunch of smiling twentysomethings doing cool Brazilian things, like being saudade, ”Liking” each other on Facebook, getting datamined by American spooks, wearing Abercrombie and Fitch™, and eating whatever it is people eat at Outback Steakhouse, perhaps the 3,000-calorie Bloomin’ Onion®, I don’t know. http://hyperallergic.com/75351/a-fusion-of-facebook-advertising-and-design-redefine-the-creepy-birthday-hug/
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"The abandoned station was filled with human noises for the first time in many years"
If one has an opportunity to attend one of these "Before We Were Ghosts" events I would advise you to seize it. They prove to be a mesmerizingly filling and eye-opening grand ol' time.
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philly has it's own underground parties.
pumping butts - ya'll ready for this???!!!!!!
ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba...
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Blackmadam-Arrested-at-Pumping-Party-140979013.html
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my heart is fluttering at the thought of reclaiming the underworld.
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murmur neigh oink oooooh ooze ouch ow patter peep baaaam phew ping splash splat whistle whiz snort sob whizz whoa boink low bong bonk boo gurgle eew boom bowwow brush bubble bump roar belch shoosh rrrinngg clunk rustle ahaha scream clatter screech whisper shatter whirr sheesh mumble shine drip drop shiver blab carambah caw chitchat clack whoop click clink hohoho holler honk hubbub buzz toot-toot huh flutter hush icky itch pow quack quiver ratchet rattle crack ribbit yap yell yip zap zigzag zip zoom zzz
…murmur neigh oink oooooh ooze ouch ow patter peep baaaam phew ping splash splat whistle whiz snort sob whizz whoa boink low bong bonk boo gurgle eew boom bowwow brush bubble bump roar belch shoosh rrrinngg clunk rustle ahaha scream clatter screech whisper shatter whirr sheesh mumble shine drip drop shiver blab carambah caw chitchat clack whoop click clink hohoho holler honk hubbub buzz toot-toot huh flutter hush icky itch pow quack quiver ratchet rattle crack ribbit yap yell yip zap zigzag zip zoom zzz
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choochoo zing lalala poof flutter yikes fisst bump fwoosh gasp swish swoosh jingle screech slap thud choo fizzz thump bloop clap splash grunt spray bash sprinkle squirt drip drizzle whiff whoosh ratatat whisper bam tinkle bang clang whine clank clap clatter clink ding giggle growl gurgle mumble chortle murmur bawl belch chatter blurt arf baa bark bray buzz cheep chirp cluck baa babble whisper pingpong shock shudder gong shuffle shush sigh sizzle clap sizzle slam smooth snap snick sniff whip snip clank dance growl clap pop clash beep clatter haha spark pooop bah bam humph bang wham whee bang whimper…
choochoo zing lalala poof flutter yikes fisst bump fwoosh gasp swish swoosh jingle screech slap thud choo fizzz thump bloop clap splash grunt spray bash sprinkle squirt drip drizzle whiff whoosh ratatat whisper bam tinkle bang clang whine clank clap clatter clink ding giggle growl gurgle mumble chortle murmur bawl belch chatter blurt arf baa bark bray buzz cheep chirp cluck baa babble whisper pingpong shock shudder gong shuffle shush sigh sizzle clap sizzle slam smooth snap snick sniff whip snip clank dance growl clap pop clash beep clatter haha spark pooop bah bam humph bang wham whee bang whimper slash whine whip gurgle whirr aaa whirl grunt whisper gargle gasp giggle bawl gloop dong grind groan whoosh bash whop beep whizz blubber woof pitterpatter plok plop plunk chomp pong drum pop clang blag blang crash loop creak blare blast bleat aaah bloop blurt thump blurted thump burp crumple buzz blurting boing grrr creake grumble crack gulp swag thump gurgle hum gush hack tick hah bonk hiccup hiss hmm bark flick bash chattercchirp bawl hurrah blare cock-a-doodle-doo cuckoo hiss vroomvroom hubba meow swish moo neigh oink purr quack ribbit tweet warble abrakadabra throb achoo ahem slurp smack argh bawl beep belch whoop screech bing blab blabbed rip cock-a-doodle-doo hum cough screech crackle boohoo crisp croak slurp smack crunch slap slash yank slop slurp crunch sizzle cuckoo ding dingdong doink rustle drum roar echo eek fizz flash roar flop rumble peeyew flush gallop splatter wrrrr squelch squish nonono static rustle stomp puff swat bonk sweep whisper switch ring swoop moan swoosh throb poop thud zipper whizz thunder clank thunk thwap tick regurgitate tictoc clang ting tiptoe blare tong chug tremble pitter tsktsk tug twang jangle jingle yelp jollop kaboom saw kerplunk wuah klank knock laugh meow mew toink miew aaaaw moo clatter munch clop clout num cluck bump buzz clang belch clank popp tweet vroom whip click waaa waahhh wahh wallop bang warble whack hoonk whallop wheeze
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oh my...that is extremely rough. jeez.
meanwhile...on the other end of the hip-hop spectrum...this is what jay-z is up to:
http://hyperallergic.com/75293/jay-z-raps-at-marina-abramovic-or-the-day-performance-art-died/
fucking lame.
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when i was a kid...about 5 years old...my whole family went on a farm-cation out in lancaster, pa. it was a vacation where you could stay on a farm and learn how it all worked. well, we got set up on a dairy farm with some Mennonites and learned the whole deal of milking, feeding, etc. i remember walking through the woods and finding the bones of a cow that must've been separated from the herd and got lost. must've been attacked and killed by other animals or died of starvation. anyway, those bones were stripped clean.
i kept…
when i was a kid...about 5 years old...my whole family went on a farm-cation out in lancaster, pa. it was a vacation where you could stay on a farm and learn how it all worked. well, we got set up on a dairy farm with some Mennonites and learned the whole deal of milking, feeding, etc. i remember walking through the woods and finding the bones of a cow that must've been separated from the herd and got lost. must've been attacked and killed by other animals or died of starvation. anyway, those bones were stripped clean.
i kept them and brought them into show-and-tell that fall.
my mother, from time to time, will run into my kindergarten teacher mrs. chesin. to this day, every time she sees her she tells my mother that those cow bones were the best show-and-tell she ever had in her classroom.
